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11.06.2025 00:06
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Tooth fossil analysis upends current theory of prehistoric human evolution - Earth.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Should India conduct another air strike to attack Pakistan over the Pahalgam attack?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
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They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Jordan Ott hiring strengthens questions on Suns’ decision-making tree - Arizona Sports
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Housing market tide is turning as home prices fall in top cities - Fortune
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Florida higher ed board stuns UF, blocks Santa Ono from becoming president - Gainesville Sun
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.